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Amazing Sex Mirror

If it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing with PERSONALITY!

Here’s a recent Craigslist ad that I wrote. It got a great response. Don’t miss opportunities like this to practice great marketing and compelling writing. You’ll find all of your creative marketing is a little sharper.

Amazing Sex Mirror (NW Austin)

Date: 2011-07-30, 6:13PM CDT
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This is a large mirror, 57.5″ x 67.5″.

If you put this mirror on your ceiling above your bed, you will see amazing and beautiful people having crazy sex. Sometime you’ll see things that you only read about in dirty magazines. It’ll blow your mind how good looking the people you see are, and you’ll wonder how you got so lucky to have people like that reflected in your ceiling.

If you put this mirror in your exercise room you will be angry. You will be angry because it will remind you that the Abercrombie and Fitch people keep using your photo without permission. You will be amazed at the perfect body you see, and wonder what it would be like to see that same body with a bunch of people in a similar mirror over your bed.

If you put this mirror in your dance studio, you will be overwhelmed by the beauty of the motions you see. Your tears of joy will reflect the grace and elegance reflected back upon you.

If you put this mirror in your yoga room you will see nothing, because you will be too distracted by how hot you look in yoga pants.

That’s what I see, your results may vary.

Come get this free mirror! It’s pretty heavy, bring two people and a pickup to get it home. I can’t help you move it.

  • Location: NW Austin
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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Comments

  1. Nick S. August 25, 2011 at 11:42 am #

    Awesome. Just awesome. Thanks for this.

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