Imagine if you said that to a real person. It’s like saying, “I’m desperate for friends, but I’ll pay you to hang out with me.”
Folks, true friendship does not involve a cash transaction.
But advertisers make these awful offers every day, trying to buy friendship. Sad, desperate — and terrible marketing.
True friends are earned through loyalty, service, care, and shared good times.
In the classic words of Hugh MacLeod: