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An Important Memo to Business Travelers Everywhere

Changing station

Dear Traveling Businessman:

I often see you using the baby-changing station in the airport bathroom as a dressing table for yourself.


Outside of an actual open sewer, this is the most poop and pee-covered surface you’ll encounter.

I’m glad you chose to rub your nice suit and suitcase all over it — then drag that poo down the airplane aisle and spread it in the overhead bin for all of us to share.

Have a nice day!


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